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The only reason I enjoy working nights is the two cute guys that usually come in. They’re twins and omfg are they attractive, sweet, etc! One of them is really serious and I love having thoughtful conversations with him. The other is really funny and considerate, and he brings a smile to my face every time. It was a while back, and one of them got super close to me, and I just felt amazingly nervous. The sad part is I don’t even know either of their names, but if either of them asked me out, regardless of how I feel about dating right now, I would say yes… I just don’t know which one face me the butterflies because I couldn’t tell them apart when that happenedand they never come without the other…

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

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